Greetings, Earthlings. I can bet my Batmobile you guys are wondering just who the hell we are. No, it's not a bird. It's not a plane. And no, it's not Superman either. We are the Justice League. As in the actual Justice League. Spiderman actually protested that we shouldn't make this blog because of the whole revealing-our-identity thing, but just what the hell does he know about the web! Ah, wait a minute.
I'm sure most of you normal people who go to work in the morning, pick your kids up from school, listen to Justin Bieber(eww) etc, that put on your TVs and see Superman punching asteroids, Flash outrunning a speeding bullet or Batman playing table tennis (Aha), would probably not understand what it's like in the life of a Superhero. Hence why we present this blog to you. Come here and read such epic/comedic stories that happen in our everyday lives.
I would go on, but Batman just called to tell me Wonder Woman is about to have a shower. Good thing I've got X-ray vision. ;)
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