Batman & Robin banter

Hi, it's your unfriendly neighbourhood Spider-man. I'm unfriendly when it comes to random people that meet me on the street and
go, "Ooh, you're my favourite Superhero."

or

"Hey, can I get an autograph?"

OR

"Please, help! They're raping me."

OKAY, I know, I KNOW. That was a little bit mean. I should have signed an autograph for that second guy there. Anyway though:
I present to you a short possibly recurring skit of:

Robin: "Batman, did you fart?"
Batman: "The test of a man's strength is not by how he treats his enemies, but by how he treats his friends."
Robin: "Yeah, yeah, did you fart though?"
Batman: "And people can smell your weaknesses?"
Robin: "Oh, it's on! Let's see who can compete better at this."
Batman: *looks at him* "You do not want to mess with me..."


Robin: "I put this guy in a coma after he made a pass at me. Showed him!"
Batman: "Robin, it seems you don't quite understand the rules of football."


Robin: *opens door and finds naked gigolo on bed* "Holy gracious!"
Batman: *from living room* "You shouldn't use that word over things so trivial, Robin."
Robin: "There is a Chinese male gigolo on my bed!"
Batman: *comes and sees person, and recognises him* "Hoe Lee..."
Robin: "Only you can say it then?"


Robin: "Batman, I must confess. I have a fetish for... light switches."
Batman: "Robin, whatever turns you on."


Robin: "I posted a signboard in school today. I told everyone to vote my friend Rick to be president of all superheroes, because he can generate power charges from his body."
Batman: "Electric?"
Robin: "Yes, for president."


Batman to Robin: "Robin, be careful who you save in India. Apparently not every woman there has a sniper dot on their forehead."