Misadventures of Batman & Robin

Hello. My name is Robin. This is my first time writing, and it sure feels exciting to be given the opportunity to start a post. I hear you enjoyed I and Batman's last banter. Good. See we may be working together, but Batman doesn't look out for me very much. 

Just last night, I was getting deeper into the water when I flapped my hands about and screamed for my life. "Help! Help! I can't swim!"

To my luck, Bruce ran towards me just in time. But then he just stood there, arms folded, shaking his head.

"I know you don't want to wet your outfit! But help me please!" I yelled.

"Just take the plug out the fucking bath tub, you thick cunt," he said and walked away.

Welcome anyway. I present to you a short, recurring skit of:

Robin: "Say, Batman. Do you know what illness Strepsil is for?"

Batman: "For cough."

Robin: "No need to be rude, it's just a simple question."

Robin: "I have been watching the Dark Knight all through last night."

Batman: "Robin. It seems you don't quite understand how to play Chess."

Robin: "A couple of guys down the road offered me 60 seconds worth of phone credit, but in return that I would give them blowjobs. After reconsidering it though, I decided not to."

Batman: "Phew. For a minute there, I thought you were gay."

Batman: "If I had to choose between either eating a divided loaf of bread or having sex with a religious sister, I would choose the bread."

Robin: "Oh? Why is that?"

Batman: "Half bread is better than nun."

Robin: "I took a medicinal drug last night. And this morning I woke up with the left and right of my body shaking so badly."

Batman: "Robin. Those are the side effects it warned about..."

Robin "If there's one place that boasts to have pig meat, you know where that place is?"
Batman: "Gosh, this is one of those your lame jokes, isn't it."
Robin: "Just guess, it's the greatest joke you'll ever hear."
Batman: "Okay... where?"
Robin: "..Gotham."