Hi everyone, I’m Robin. The Police Department doesn’t pay me
for my heroics and everything, so that is my only means of earning money – DID
ANYONE SEE WHAT I DID THERE
This is another one of those Batman – Robin conversational
blogpost thingies, by the way. I’m very fond of them and it’s why I write em
down as they happen.
I asked Batman if I
could borrow his tuxedo last night.
"Ok, but don't damage it." he warned. "I want it back in one
piece!"
I hope he likes it now. I spent all morning stapling the
trousers to the jacket.
Welcome! Here are events taken from our personal lives when
we’re not saving the world or any of that corny shit; our workplaces, home etc.
I present to you a definitely recurring
skit of Na na na na na!
Batman: “Did you know that women are attracted to men who
treat them badly.”
Robin: “That’s true. When a beautiful lady came into my
surgery today with a swollen ankle, I gave her cough medicine.”
Robin: “After weeks of maintaining eye contact with my
female boss at work, she finally asked me out today.”
Batman: “That's good. What did she do next?”
Robin: “She asked me not to step back into the
office again.”
In tears last night, I called Bruce on the phone and said,
"I have just found my dog lying down in a puddle of blood in my back
garden!"
Batman: "That's awful. Is it moving?"
Robin: "Quite emotional, yes."
Robin: “I’ve been pissing on my boxers anytime I want, and I
personally don't see anything wrong with it.”
Batman: “It's why none of them want you to continue coaching
them, isn't it?”
Batman *on his computer* : “Spiderman has just updated his
Facebook status and it says: "I
love my girlfriend so much. You are my world xxxxx."”
Robin: “Why did he encrypt her name?”
Robin: "I just met a doctor who claims he can cure my
illness."
Batman: "Which doctor?"
Robin: "Wow. Who told you I went to the village?”
Robin: "Women can be very confusing at times!"
Batman: "What makes you say that?"
Robin: "This one girl today told me to take off my jacket, to take off my belt and my shoes but when I started touching her, she freaked out...
I fucking hate airport security!"
(The Perv Nerd)
Robin: "I think I'm going to call myself Ironic from now on."
Batman: "Why is that?"
Robin: "So that whenever there's trouble and I'm running away, people will be like. "Isn't that ironic?!""
