batman & robin!

Hi everyone, I’m Robin. The Police Department doesn’t pay me for my heroics and everything, so that is my only means of earning money – DID ANYONE SEE WHAT I DID THERE

This is another one of those Batman – Robin conversational blogpost thingies, by the way. I’m very fond of them and it’s why I write em down as they happen. 

 I asked Batman if I could borrow his tuxedo last night.

"Ok, but don't damage it." he warned. "I want it back in one piece!"

I hope he likes it now. I spent all morning stapling the trousers to the jacket.

Welcome! Here are events taken from our personal lives when we’re not saving the world or any of that corny shit; our workplaces, home etc. I present to you a definitely recurring skit of Na na na na na!

Batman: “Did you know that women are attracted to men who treat them badly.”

Robin: “That’s true. When a beautiful lady came into my surgery today with a swollen ankle, I gave her cough medicine.”

Robin: “After weeks of maintaining eye contact with my female boss at work, she finally asked me out today.”

Batman: “That's good. What did she do next?”

Robin: “She asked me not to step back into the office again.”

In tears last night, I called Bruce on the phone and said, "I have just found my dog lying down in a puddle of blood in my back garden!"

Batman: "That's awful. Is it moving?"

Robin: "Quite emotional, yes."

Robin: “I’ve been pissing on my boxers anytime I want, and I personally don't see anything wrong with it.”

Batman: “It's why none of them want you to continue coaching them, isn't it?”

Batman *on his computer* : “Spiderman has just updated his Facebook status and it says:  "I love my girlfriend so much. You are my world xxxxx."”

Robin: “Why did he encrypt her name?”

Robin: "I just met a doctor who claims he can cure my illness."

Batman: "Which doctor?"

Robin: "Wow. Who told you I went to the village?”

Robin: "Women can be very confusing at times!"
Batman: "What makes you say that?"
Robin: "This one girl today told me to take off my jacket, to take off my belt and my shoes but when I started touching her, she freaked out...

I fucking hate airport security!"


(The Perv Nerd)
Robin: "I think I'm going to call myself Ironic from now on."

Batman: "Why is that?"

Robin: "So that whenever there's trouble and I'm running away, people will be like. "Isn't that ironic?!""